alcoholism runs in the family part deux
| me: | we went to tuscaloosa. |
| her: | yeah you told me. |
| me: | son, it was great. i felt like i was back in charlotte or back at fiu. |
| her: | and you being you, you tried to intoxicate someone. |
| me: | NO! well...it didn't start out that way. that wasn't the plan but i saw that they had jagermeister at the bar and the two folks i was with never had it so i had to get it for them. then i noticed my homegirl's eyes glazing over so i had to get her goldschlager as well! |
| her: | you're an asshole. |
| me: | HAHAHAHAHAHA!! |
| her: | why didn't you just get her a shot of patron while you were at it? hell, throw in some 151 maybe you'll kill her. |
| me: | HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ahhh.... you stay with the quotables, man. |
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